1. 12:08 12th Aug 2023

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    Reblogged from hackercult

    nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:

    texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep

    texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game

    texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn

     
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