i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:
texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep
texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game
texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn
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classic homie prank: keep sneaking thai green peppercorns into the blunt
not daily pokemon: scolipede
z0v:
Medieval Keys
cali:
sami gnostic rei ayanami pinup
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